I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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