so explain again why im purple
no
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i dont even know how to be here
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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