i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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