The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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