guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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