Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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