Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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