i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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