Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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