After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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