it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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