It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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