Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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