i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
it's like iHOP with fire
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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