He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
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