I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I have already put on my inside pants.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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