Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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