How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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