I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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