Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
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