idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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