jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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