Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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