Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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