is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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