I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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