I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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