And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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