i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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