1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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