i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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