This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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