Yo dont text me then not text me
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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