I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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