Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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