So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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