Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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