Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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