So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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