he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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