What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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