what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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