Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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