omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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