No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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