I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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