It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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