Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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