At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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