I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
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