I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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