Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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