Is it because I queefed?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
