I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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