I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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