i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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