K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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