I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I just forgot I was standing up.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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